From Christ he was born, the Wizard of Shit
A brown baby boy, he crawls from the pit
Armed with his wand of poo
Relentlessly coming 'til he's covered you
He is the Shitwizard
Master of Poo
He is the Shitwizard
Blasphemy from the loo
He is the Shitwizard
Run for your life
He is the Shitwizard
Emperor of Poo