You say you don't wanna run and hide
A face that no-one knows
And everyone ya meet, you're gonna show (your bum)
You're nobody's slave, nobody's chains can hold your poo
You hold your ass up high,
And do a poo
Oh, you just got to poo
Up high where the whole world's watchin you
Cos I, I'd shit my guts to eat some jobby
To cry out
I wanna eat somebody's
Eat somebody's poo
I wanna eat somebody's
Eat somebody's poo
You say you don't wanna starve
Or take the chocolate plops that fall
You don't wanna beg or plead at all
You don't want no nine to five
Your fingers up your hole
You don't want to shit out bloody stones
Oh, you just got to poo
Up high where the whole world's watchin you
Cos I, I'd shit my guts to eat some jobby
To cry out
I wanna eat somebody's
Eat somebody's poo
I wanna eat somebody's
Eat somebody's poo
I want a shitty arse and dirty pants
Lotsa fresh cornhole
I will live in shit and dine on stains
I'm NEVER growing old
I wanna eat somebody's
Eat somebody's poo
I wanna eat somebody's
Eat somebody's poo