Gluteus Maximus

from Fifty Shades of Poo by Bumilingus

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lyrics

I like big butts and I can not lie
All you other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung

Swollen, rotund, invert, colon
Nauseous, varicose, rotten anus

Gluteus! Maximus!
Sweetcorn coated rectal vomit oozing down your grandad's trousers
Gluteus! Maximus!
Sweetcorn coated rectal vomit oozing down your grandad's trousers
Gluteus! Maximus!

Largest muscle in the body,
Biceps/triceps just a folly!
A gift from god, his greatest creation,
Squeezing out drops of pure elation

Swollen, rotund, invert, colon
Nauseous, varicose, rotten anus

Gluteus! Maximus!
Sweetcorn coated rectal vomit oozing down your grandad's trousers
Gluteus! Maximus!
Sweetcorn coated rectal vomit oozing down your grandad's trousers
Gluteus!

Curdling and dripping it's coming for you
Unbearable stench of gelatinous poo!
Aeons of grease lines the inside of bum,
Prune juice undoing the protective seal

Torn asunder the shield is gone
The floodgates unleashed with a furious feral plop

Gluteus! Maximus!