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Fifty Shades of Poo

by Bumilingus

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1.
Shitwizard 02:08
lyrics
From Christ he was born, the Wizard of Shit A brown baby boy, he crawls from the pit Armed with his wand of poo Relentlessly coming 'til he's covered you He is the Shitwizard Master of Poo He is the Shitwizard Blasphemy from the loo He is the Shitwizard Run for your life He is the Shitwizard Emperor of Poo
2.
Shitcovered Trampoline Dismemberment 02:04
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Your fermented grandma runs From the intestinal nightmare Bladder gushing shitty rape Faeces smears her zimmer frame Horrendous trampoline Caked in ancient faecal slime Vaginal scabs of a prostitute Ooze from the springs like abortion slime Piss soaked chainsaw Cums into your mutant throat Shit overflows with pus Trampoline warfare begins Your limbs hacked off Poo flows from the wounds You scream for post natal abortion You desire to be a human miscarriage The faecal nightmare never ends Shitcovered Trampoline Dismemberment
3.
Hungry for Shit 03:22
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Alright you bunch of shit eating whores, listen up This song goes out to all the coprophiliacs in the house tonight All the depraved sick bastards who love nothing more than to chow down in chocolate town This one is called...Hungry for Shit! <indecipherable> Chocolate pudding, it's what's for your fucking dinner baby Invite your friends and family to join in the fun Gather round the table everyone, and pray to fucking Jesus For the bountiful harvest of poo he has provided <indecipherable> Hungry for Shit I'm Hungry for Shit Hungry for Shit I'm Hungry for Shit Chocolate pudding, it's what's for your fucking dinner baby Invite your friends and family to join in the fun Gather round the table everyone, and pray to fucking Jesus For the bountiful harvest of poo he has provided <indecipherable> Hungry for Shit I'm Hungry for Shit Hungry for Shit I'm Hungry for Shit
4.
Alignment of Infinite Faecal Gateways 03:04
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Behold, pathetic mortals! My masterpiece is now complete! I have constructed A myriad network of subspace gateways Each one a triumph of galactic engineering An astral pipeline through cosmic relativity Yet their cargo a sinister load For at the end of each a wormhole opens Inside the rectal passage of all living creatures The greatest faecal corridor known to all creation My motives - diabolical My intellect - astronomical! Meanwhile on an anonymous moon Orbiting the planet Saturn I have constructed the chamber of your incarceration Wherein you are strapped to a medical table You are not the first victim Merely the latest in an endless line Of subjects of my experimentation You cannot begin to comprehend The importance of my science So please lie back and enjoy The horror that awaits you I am the poo progeny of Newton! I am the scatological disciple of Einstein! I am the faecal neophyte of Hawking! I am a god made flesh! With engineering skills beyond the ken of mortal men I open a wormhole in your esophagus Interlinked with the myriad astral gateways A final genius moment of mathematics And the subspace floodgates open The entire multiverse shits itself into your throat!
5.
Gluteus Maximus 02:22
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I like big butts and I can not lie All you other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Swollen, rotund, invert, colon Nauseous, varicose, rotten anus Gluteus! Maximus! Sweetcorn coated rectal vomit oozing down your grandad's trousers Gluteus! Maximus! Sweetcorn coated rectal vomit oozing down your grandad's trousers Gluteus! Maximus! Largest muscle in the body, Biceps/triceps just a folly! A gift from god, his greatest creation, Squeezing out drops of pure elation Swollen, rotund, invert, colon Nauseous, varicose, rotten anus Gluteus! Maximus! Sweetcorn coated rectal vomit oozing down your grandad's trousers Gluteus! Maximus! Sweetcorn coated rectal vomit oozing down your grandad's trousers Gluteus! Curdling and dripping it's coming for you Unbearable stench of gelatinous poo! Aeons of grease lines the inside of bum, Prune juice undoing the protective seal Torn asunder the shield is gone The floodgates unleashed with a furious feral plop Gluteus! Maximus!
6.
Anal Pizza Discharge 02:28
lyrics
Pizza time! Dough made of rectal foetus vomit Flattened like a deformed corpse Coat with gangrene tomato sauce Sprinkle with rancid penis slime Bake in an oven for 15 minutes Piss soaked chainsaw fisting time Meanwhile shit on a tablecloth Rotting bladder nightmare party Liquidize the fermented pizza Blended to a shitty pulp Put a funnel up her craphole Pump the slime into her anus Rectal digest pizza pie Urge to shit becomes intense Crouch beneath the chocolate ring Anal pizza discharge time! Erotic shit caked cheese Disgusting anal dough Tomato sauce made of cum Pizza faeces down your throat Taste of shit and fresh basil Culinary dreams come true You start to gag Upon the shitty mess What the fuck are you doing Eating pizza from a bum Anal pizza discharge!
7.
Ill in Brazil 02:38
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My name is Chris Bowes, get out of my way Soil is forming, and poo's on the way I'm dripping with sweat and my pulse is racing rivers of poo flood the Amazon basin Ill in Brazil! Ill in Brazil! Ill in Brazil! Ill in Brazil! São Paulo beware, your airport's not safe I ate too many tacos now my insides are raped I rush to the toilet but I've run out of time My pants just filled up with anal grime Ill in Brazil! Ill in Brazil! Ill in Brazil! Ill in Brazil!
8.
I Wanna Eat Somebody's Poo (bonus track) 03:12
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You say you don't wanna run and hide A face that no-one knows And everyone ya meet, you're gonna show (your bum) You're nobody's slave, nobody's chains can hold your poo You hold your ass up high, And do a poo Oh, you just got to poo Up high where the whole world's watchin you Cos I, I'd shit my guts to eat some jobby To cry out I wanna eat somebody's Eat somebody's poo I wanna eat somebody's Eat somebody's poo You say you don't wanna starve Or take the chocolate plops that fall You don't wanna beg or plead at all You don't want no nine to five Your fingers up your hole You don't want to shit out bloody stones Oh, you just got to poo Up high where the whole world's watchin you Cos I, I'd shit my guts to eat some jobby To cry out I wanna eat somebody's Eat somebody's poo I wanna eat somebody's Eat somebody's poo I want a shitty arse and dirty pants Lotsa fresh cornhole I will live in shit and dine on stains I'm NEVER growing old I wanna eat somebody's Eat somebody's poo I wanna eat somebody's Eat somebody's poo I'm gonna eat some jobby I'm gonna eat some jobby
9.
Sugary Poo (bonus track) 01:10
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Ooh baby, I wanna touch your poo Baby c'mon, and gimme some of that sugary poo Ooh baby, I wanna touch your poo Baby c'mon, and gimme some of that sugary poo Poo, I love it all sloppy Poo, gimme some of that sugary poo Poo, I love it all sloppy Poo, gimme some of that sugary poo

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released May 26, 2013

Jimmy Cuntfingers - Guitars
Das Scheisskommandant - Guitars
Captain Plop - Vocals, Drum Machine
Scatwench - Bass, Vocals

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